The bone won't come to the dog. It's the dog that goes to the bone.

Because a rose can never be a sunflower, and a sunflower can never be a rose.

All flowers are beautiful in their own way, and that's like women too.

I can't feel bad about being who I am, just like the girl next to me can't feel bad about being who she is. Because a rose can never be a sunflower, and a sunflower can never be a rose.

We all have bad days, but one thing is true; no cloud is so dark that the sun can't shine through.

A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.

I must have been a koala in my past life.

[Autobiographies] are all the same - it's always rags-to-riches or I-slept-with-so-and-so. Damned if I'm going to say that.

Sadly, I put my dreams to bed long before they ever had the chance to get tired.

A conscience without regrets ~ to live life without having to say you're sorry.

Humor is probably the most significant characteristics of the human mind. Far more significant than reason. In fact, reason is actually a very cheap commodity.

The market is perfectly well supplied at the moment but spare capacity is very limited.

There is no special way a photograph should look.

It was an interesting question as to whether the BBC had a future in the digital world, and what form of market failure could justify the licence fee system.

If you want to understand how a lion hunts, don't go to the zoo. Go to the jungle.

The rythms of typing favour short, concise sentences, sentences with oral form.

If you always have to be watching yourself and judging, I don't think you're as free.

Movements toward freedom and the self-respect that comes from something other than what people think is their most important feature.