The boomerang is Australia's chief export (and then import).

REGARDING THE MARCHING BAND: How much more interesting it would be to see a creeping band.

It is illegal to yell “fire” in a crowded theater. If there is a fire, please yell something else instead, like “Flames!” or “Smoke maker!” or “Bad hot!

Hotel Conundrum: The continental breakfast. What is it that makes continents so shitty at providing an adequate breakfast?

Fact: The plastic knife is perfect for when a person just wants to make some marks on his food and get insanely frustrated at the same time.

the purpose of life is the life of purpose

Probably the simplest hypothesis... is that there may be a slow process of annihilation of matter.

I do love genres, but I love finding new ways into the genre, or making that world fresh again.

As you grow older, you change.

I tell you this to break your heart, by which I mean only that it break open and never close again to the rest of the world.

'American Horror' is the debasement of the suburban family, the way a lonely kid would have imagined it in the Seventies.

I was so poor growing up...if I wasn't a boy...I'd have nothing to play with.

We have either to progress or to degenerate. Our ancestors did great things in the past, but we have to grow into a fuller life and march beyond even their great achievements.

Such night in England ne'er had been, nor ne'er again shall be.

People have always wondered what my opinion on Stevie Wonder is. I say if he's so great how come he can't see? I mean, God doesn't make mistakes, just look at me for example.