The bottom line is, if every single platinum song right now wasn't auto-tuned, then I would be like, "I can't be a rapper."

I am so addicted to crystals, it’s like a sickness. I’ve spent $500,000 on crystals this year. I checked my bank account last night, and I have $203 left.

I've been training Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu all my life. Boxing, kickboxing. I'm definitely not a fighter, but I defend my honor.

My hustle is just too crazy. I’m trying to take over the world!

I don't have to have talent. I just need to have auto-tune and be allowed to have the hottest track in the game, and my swag.

Madonna, eat your heart out. Britney Spears, eat your heart out. I would say we have diamond records coming - they're gonna sell 10 million-plus.

What real job - what political world - would want Spencer Pratt, with the stigma I’ve attached to my name?

There are more people with cell phones in the world than any other thing on the planet. There are billions of cell phones. There's not not billions of radios.

Heidi [Montag]'s a far more talented artist. Personally, I think Lady Gaga is repulsive and classless.

I got a nice nine-month vacation living on the beach collecting sand dollars, and I really got to reflect and realize that in entertainment, you can definitely go too far.

I don't care about the clubs, I don't care about the radio, all I care about is getting my digital downloads.

For the human experience, life in the natural world seems to require the application of meaning, in order to evoke purpose.

There are no smooth paths to success. You have to straighten many rugged roads and scale numerous walls for the ultimate triumph.

God loves the church with a love too deep for human imagination: He loves her with all His infinite heart. Therefore let her sons be of good courage

A child is fed with milk and praise.

I am Joe's Enraged, Inflamed, sense of rejection.

When someone you love dies, you don't lose them all at once. You lose them in pieces over time, like how the mail stops coming.

Take care that you entertain no notions unsuitable to virtue and reasonable nature.

People are still living in the moment, and they feel the passion of now.

Ideas result from the collision of metaphors inside the head.

I've never been a teacher in my life.