The bottom line is we are trying to do what's right. We don't just say we believe in God - we have active relationships with God.

When you don't know what you're doing, it's best to do it quickly.

Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.

Through Jesus, your past is explained, your present has a purpose, and your future is secure. What more could you really want in life?

You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.

It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown

My parents were hoarders before hoarding was cool

I represent Jesus on this earth and he represents me in heaven.

Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon

If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy.

Walk in the the holy way.

Life is a perilous voyage.

Clarity is the counterbalance of profound thoughts.

I would really, really, really like to be a legend like Madonna. Madonna knows what to do next, and when she's performing, the audience is just in awe of her.

You ask about my opinion on vivisection. I quite agree that it is justifiable for real investigations on physiology; but not for mere damnable and detestable curiosity.

He who owns little is little owned.

Four years after the death of Justinian, A.D. 569, was born at Mecca, in Arabia the man who, of all men exercised the greatest influence upon the human race . . . Mohammed . . .

Your money, your singleness, marriage, talent and time, they were loaned to you to show the world that Christ is Divine

Fact is not truth, but a poet who wilfully defies fact cannot achieve truth.

Many of my personal enemies picture me as a cold type - a person who acts according to a certain line, a calculating type.