The bottom line on attitude is that a good one helps to increase your possibilities. Pessimists usually get what they expect. So do optimists.

Sometimes you win, sometimes you learn.

A man must be big enough to admit his mistakes, smart enough to profit from them, and strong enough to correct them.

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily.

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine.

A leader is one who knows the way, goes the way, and shows the way.

Speak the truth. Transparency breeds legitimacy.

People may hear your words, but they feel your attitude.

If your habits don't line up with your dream, then you need to either change your habits or change your dream

We cannot become what we need by remaining what we are.

Your life today is a result of your thinking yesterday. Your life tomorrow will be determined by what you think today.

As far as just my stand-up is concerned, I don't care about changing anyone's mind. I'm not making an argument. I'm a guy doing comedy.

For a bad hangover take the juice of two quarts of whisky.

Oh, I'm so glad we know what it's called, that's a great help," snarled Ron, leaning back, trying to stop the plant from curling around his neck.

When writers die they become books, which is, after all, not too bad an incarnation.

Do not strive for the shine of jade, but clatter like stone.

Obviously we know Bill Hader is funny and charming, but my question is, can he do raw humanity and naturalism? I think so.

A leader has to be positive about all things that happen to his team. Look at nothing in the past as failure.

In every romance you have to budget for the occasional dust-up.

He who climbs a cliff may die on the cliff, so what? Always a risk-taker by nature, now I became one by intent.

A shiver runs down your spine when you realize it is not our imagination. Something is watching us out there.