The boy I loved didn't know I existed. Then again, he was obsessed with Camus, so he didn't know if any of us existed.

Remember that at any given moment there are a thousand things you can love.

Life tells you to take the elevator, but love tells you to take the stairs.

Kindness connects to who you are, while niceness connects to how you want to be seen.

The older I get, the more I lose my ability to breathe.

A photograph it a souvenir of a memory. It is not a moment. It is the looking at the photograph that becomes the moment. Your own moment.

The words that matter always stay.

motif, n. You don’t love me as much as I love you. You don’t love me as much as I love you. You don’t love me as much as I love you.

It was a mistake," you said. But the cruel thing was, it felt like the mistake was mine, for trusting you.

You have to believe there are kisses and laughs and risks worth taking.

Things that matter are not easy. Feelings of happiness are easy. Happiness is not. Flirting is easy. Love is not. Saying you’re friends is easy. Being friends is not.

All the luxuries you name I have, still the peace I do not get.One day, my friend called me off, and I get the world to which I belong.

Courage is act of faith.

A little knee time first thing in the day keeps you standing all day!

I just don't like to ask for things.

Increasing wealth is attended by care and by the desire of greater increase.

The new celebrity thing is going to take some time to get used to because I really am not used to that!

We built this company from the customer back, not from the company out.

Revenge of the Middle-Aged Woman.

There's a million people I could name who are more deserving of the parts that I get and the life that I'm living.

I like a person who knows how to say something dark at a very dark moment. The darker the moment and the darker the comic, the better. Something that is so wrong on all levels.