The brave man, indeed, calls himself lord of the land, through his iron, through his blood.

Only those who feel little in the eyes of God, can hope to be mighty in the eyes of men.

Nothing that is really good and God-like dies.

Sorrow eats your heart and courage.

Tears are the messengers of true love.

Who has never exploded in a fury does not know love either.

Who has no own conviction dissipates himself in the imitation of others.

They managed to sleep together, but there wasn't enough for dreaming.

Life is the spirituality of the soul.

What is the value of the Gnani’s [the enlightened one’s] feet? It is a value that is immeasurable. The Gnani’s feet is one & the only solvent to dissolve egoism.

Happiness walks on busy feet.

The Herbs ought to be distilled when they are in their greatest vigor, and so ought the Flowers also.

Whenever God restores something, He restores it to a place greater than it was before.

I was made fun of a lot in high school because of the way I sound and the way I was.

A Saudi Arabian prince has said that oil may never again rise above $100 a barrel. He said it's gotten so bad he can't afford to buy his wife her own car that she's not allowed to drive.

When I'm writing columns, it's - all I'm thinking about is jokes, joke, joke, joke, setup, punch line, joke, joke, joke. And I really don't care where it goes.

I hope that in 5 years from now I'll be working and doing what makes me happy. Whatever that may be.

Man, I so sick of dinosaurs. They wasn't extinct, I'd go out an' kill 'em myself.