The bridges that you cross before you come to them are over rivers that aren't there.

Accept good advice gracefully - as long as it doesn't interfere with what you intended to do in the first place.

If there were any justice in this world, people would occasionally be permitted to fly over pigeons.

The toughest thing about raising kids is convincing them that you have seniority.

The annoying thing about being modest is that you can't brag about it.

The really tough thing about humility is you can't brag about it.

Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools.

One good thing about being young is that you're not experienced enough to know what can't be done.

The trouble with making intelligent suggestions is that you're apt to be appointed to carry them out.

The key to getting ahead is setting aside 8 hours a day for work and 8 hours a day for sleep - and making sure they're not the same hours.

One good thing about being young is that you are not experienced enough to know you cannot possibly do the things you are doing.

To solve the problem of organizing world peace we must establish world law and order.

Just as there's garbage that pollutes the Potomac river, there is garbage polluting our culture. We need an Environmental Protection Agency to clean it up.

There are times not to flirt. When you're sick. When you're with children. When you're on the witness stand.

We have long honored those who gave their lives during the unfortunate reality of war.

Kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman who has known man by lying with him. But all the young girls who have not known man ... , keep alive for yourselves.

Do not worry about why problems exist in the world - just respond to people's needs.

The future is now. It's time to grow up and be strong. Tomorrow may well be too late.

I wonder at what point do you stop doing what you think is right and you start doing what the majority of the American people want?

We prepare for success by acquiring virtues.

It pains me physically to see a woman victimized, rendered pathetic by fashion.