The brilliance of Max Brooks is that he always quotes authorities at the back of his books that never existed. Like a Russian professor he made up that validates a story or character.

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win.

Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed.

Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.

If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

I don't know what to say so I'll just say what's in my heart...badoom, badoom, badoom.

To overcome fear, do what you fear the most.

Everything I've written up to this point is crap. Now I'm going to write the real one

Money is just a piece of paper for me, it always brings trouble with it and too much of money will make you mad for it

We should have understood long ago that there is, in this world, religion without God, religion as a center of all idols that possess fallen man, religion that is the justification for these idols.

Caste is not just a division of labour, it is a division of labourers.

Develop a mentor at each stage of your career - someone who will give you guidance and advice.

Politics should be, you know, as exciting as literature, as exciting film.

Our greatest fears lie in anticipation.

One of the most anxiety-inducing side effects of the information era is the feeling that you have to know it all.

I'm trustworthy and true and a whole of other positive words that start with T.