The brussels sprout. This is also the worst vegetable of next year.

August. The lines are the shortest, though.

There aren't many people who would say this about me, but the great thing about this life of ours is that you can be someone different to everybody.

Men all do about the same thing when they wake up.

A lot of my nonfiction is very strong environmental stories - I was the first guy to write about the dolphin killings in Japan.

Reality is a concept that depends largely upon where you point your face.

The most important function of education at any level is to develop the personality of the individual and the significance of his life to himself and to others.

A well installed microcode bug will be almost impossible to detect.

it is better to be happy alone than to be miserable with someone else

Alcoholics don’t have relationships-they take hostages.

When you retire you want to get as far away as possible from the game for a couple of years.

A friend of mine once said he like his women like his parmesan: strong smelling and shaved. I don't agree with that, but I don't like hairy women.