The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Strange, what being forced to slow down could do to a person.

Love is like an ocean… You see just the beginning because there is no end.

I did an episode of The Profiler. I actually worked on the last episode of Murphy Brown.

I just saw Memento. It's very, very good. I watch a lot of French films.

Nobody respects women more than Donald Trump.

Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels.

When I saw Virginia Woolf, somewhere between the first and second acts, someone I had known as my mother became somebody else.

We get our morals from books. I didn't get mine from books, but I know that morals do come from books- theoretically at least.

Nobody ever wins a lawsuit but the lawyers.

To make a happy fireside clime To weans and wife, That's the true pathos and sublime Of human life.