The calmest husbands make the stormiest wives.

It is a wretched taste to be gratified with mediocrity when the excellent lies before us.

The biggest milestone in a relationship is when you can fart in front of each other freely and loudly. Without judgements

In the future I'm going to devote less time to sentimentality and more time to reality.

We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar.

Carry a notebook and write down examples of good and poor design. After a week, you'll begin to realize that nearly everything is the product of a design decision.

Survival is nothing more than recovery.

I need to finish this scarf/shawl/blanket thing so I can start something for Emma- a hat, maybe, or a sweater for her stuffed elephant.

Where one door shuts another opens.

I consider myself a survivor more than anything else.

The principles that apply to engagement for employees are the same as those that apply to supervisors.

We just were a band one day. We woke up and in the morning we were a band.