The camera adds ten pounds and ten thousand dollars.

Dwight is a sad clown. You've seen those paintings of sad clown.

The making of art is no different than prayer.

I know what I look like - a weird, sad clown puppet. I'm fine with that.

Well, Dwight was born to be No. 2 and I don't think he would know what to do as a leader. But he loves following. He would have made a great fascist.

I joined an acting class in my junior year in high school. I'd always wanted to try it.

Not everything is a lesson. Sometimes you just fail.

This is one doodle that can't be un-did, Homeskillet.

And I do believe that the way to change a society, to uplift people - not just their spirit, but to uplift their society and economic base - is through education.

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor.

My body has been making women laugh for the last 20 years and I'm happy to continue to oblige.

You can tell a lot about a person's priorities in life by reading their will.

Y'ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed.

To me, it is clear that we exist in a plan which is governed by rules that were created, shaped by a universal intelligence and not by chance.

Laws are not masters but servants, and he rules them who obey them.

Liberalism does not preclude an organisation of the flow of money in which some channels are used in decision making while others are only good for the payment of debts

Digital doesn't interest me. It's too many steps removed from the actual tactile thing. I still read books. I don't read online.

I've certainly learned a great deal from my husband, though, and could never have written a book like Liquor without him and the people he introduces me to and the stories he brings home.

No one, evidently, except me has found "No Alarms" poem ironical that an obsessive theme in my writing was - and has continued to be - not being able to write.

Don't come home a failure.

You know, Hollywood is a very interesting town - always has been, always will be.