The captain of the Titanic, who said to room service, Who sent for all this ice? Never got a dinner!

There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.

When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.

Moses, who said to the children of Israel, Wear your galoshes; I never did this trick before. Never got a dinner!

Donald Trump's mother, who said, Donnie! Stop playing Monopoly and get in that barber's chair! Never got a dinner!

Amelia Earhart, who said, Stop looking for me; see if you can find my luggage! Never got a dinner!

Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!

George W. Bush, who said to Pope John Paul II, Give us a visit, and bring the missus. Never got a dinner!

King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner!

Orville Wright said to his brother, "Wilbur, you were only in the air for 12 seconds. How could my luggage be in Cleveland?"

Jack the Ripper's mother, who said to Jack, How come I never see you with the same girl twice? Never got a dinner!

The paper is my savior, the pen my blood, to words that shed my world.

I stand for something. I stand for light. Even when I sleep!

Everything around us build us. Books, films, family... everything out there is building our personality!

To use a basketball metaphor, West Wing cast was a group that liked to pass as much as they liked to shoot.

Common sense, in so far as it exists, is all for the bourgeoisie. Nonsense is the privilege of the aristocracy. The worries of the world are for the common people.

I learned that the people who have the cards are usually the ones who talk the least and the softest; those who are bluffing tend to talk loudly and give themselves away.

If Your Eyes Are Opened, You'll See The Things Worth Seeing.

You need to work very hard, you have to spend a lot of time practicing your sport - six to seven hours daily.

One response to feeling abandoned is to abandon yourself.

Small minds are subdued by misfortunes, greater minds overcome them.