The car was the iPhone of the 20th century. Kids these days don't have to drive anymore. They just go there virtually.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

The energy of our thoughts, words, actions, and emotions collectively create the frequency of our vibrational aura.

History is the most patient of teachers. If Man doesn't get the lesson, it keeps repeating itself until he finally gets it.

As I see it, a green salad is an open invitation to carrots, onions, mushrooms, tomatoes, and the sprouts that grow in jars on my kitchen counter.

Whether addressing immediate crises or building long-term foundations of peace, the United Nations will remain committed to solutions that advance the global good.

In any adversity gold can find friends.

Let me be a little kinder, Let me be a little blinder to the faults of those around me.

Every country gets the circus it deserves. Spain gets bullfights. Italy the Church. America Hollywood.

I have discovered that enemies will buy your books as much as your fans buy your books because they're looking for something new to hate you for.

If you try to follow everyone else's mold, you'll probably fail at some point because God created us uniquely for a reason.

I believe Moses was 80 when God first commissioned him for public service.