The cat: an animal that's so unpredictable, you can never tell in advance how it will ignore you the next time.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

The point is you are supposed to vote for the principle of the thing, not the itsy-bitsy detail about this percent and that percent.

The odds are stacked against you until you realize: You make the odds.

If you're getting chased by a lion, you don't need to run faster than the lion, just the people running with you. - Tim Ferris

Young singers ask me, "Do I have to live in New York?" I say, "You can live wherever you want-as long as people think you live in New York."

Who told you to step on my sneakers? Who told you to walk on my side of the block? Who told you to be in my neighborhood?

I don't have any control over what other people do, and they don't represent me or my faith.

It may be healthier to eat beer and franks with cheer and thanks, than to eat sprouts and bread with doubts and dread.

I usually don't know how to fight hard for roles. I've certainly sent a passionate letter or two... which always leads nowhere.

The person who sends out positive thoughts activates the world around him positively and draws back to himself positive results.

You know, I definitely have an inclination to work in the public sector.