The catholic church has a lot more money than any Colombian cartel and they leave a lot more bodies in their wake.

Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met

You never hear in the news, "200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the north."

If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.

There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.

There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.

I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.

Shouldn't the long-term goal of any society be complete unemployment?

One UK paper described me as a "miserablist", a word I'd never heard before or since. I looked it up and it means someone who can only be happy when they are miserable. Perfect.

I think a lot of women look at prostitutes like they're scabs crossing an union picket line, where they go: You can't just go out and sell it for what it's worth, we're holding out for so much more!

What if I don't want a leader? Where does that vote go? I do good on my own. I don't want to be led.

...There is no greater dividing force in this world than self-interest....

Scars, whether physical or emotional, could be not just a representation of survival but also a story of hope.

We are so very rich if we know just a few people in a way in which we know no others.

If I wasn't talking, I wouldn't know what to say.

When an elevator brings u upstairs, you better send it back down in order to bring others up!

With all it's going through, we're very proud of our country.

I don't have a great talent for explaining myself in acting because I can't explain it.

I can't compare quarterbacks as apples and oranges in my mind because everybody's in a different system.

So many times, I have a speech ready but no dice. Always a bridesmaid, never a mother.

When the loo paper gets thicker and the writing paper thinner, it's always a bad sign, at home.