The central miracle asserted by Christians is the incarnation. They say that God became man.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

God’s warriors don’t avoid conflict. They fight through it with communication and a positive outlook.

Our whole family assembles in Chicago at Christmas and usually in Aspen in the summer.

The main thing I do now is I coach kids, and all of these stories along the way are based in reality.

Stay disciplined, work hard, always believe in your dreams and go after them.

No, Lord Maccon was riproaring, tumble down, without a doubt, pickled beyond the gherkin.

Half-man, half-beast, all nightmare. The shapeshifter warrior form.

The silence was killing me. And that's all there ever was. Silence. It was all I knew. Keep quiet. Pretend nothing had happened, that nothing was wrong. And look how well that was turning out.

The word "influence" means the power to change or affect someone.

One man's frankness is another man's vulgarity.

I never failed. It just didn't work 10,000 times.