The challenge is not to replace Obama but with who. It's not enough to just change up the uniform, if we don't change the team and the game plan, we won't save our country.

Mr. President, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke.

Folks, this government isn't too big to fail, it's too big to succeed.

I always remind people from outside our state that there’s plenty of room for all Alaska’s animals — right next to the mashed potatoes.

Assange is not a 'journalist' any more than the 'editor' of al-Qaeda's new English-language magazine 'Inspire' is a 'journalist.' He is an anti-American operative with blood on his hands.

We need independents, we need the GOP, we need Reagan Democrats.

People have a constitutional right to burn a Koran if they want to, but doing so is insensitive and an unnecessary provocation - much like building a mosque at Ground Zero.

If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?

Waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists.

We say keep your change, we'll keep our God, our guns, our constitution.

America's finest - our men and women in uniform, are a force for good throughout the world, and that is nothing to apologize for.

It's all in the mind.

This is the twilight shift, dear. Neither here nor there. But if you go into the dark, there'll be no turning back. Stay out of the office and you'll be happy. Trust me.

Our promise to our children should be this: if you do well in school, we will pay for you to obtain a college degree.

Sometimes I stress too much and don't have fun. If you're trying to be perfect, sometimes it backfires on you.

When I was first starting out, if you were acting on television, it was a real stigma.

Precaution is better than a cure.

The apocalypse is not around the corner.

Remember that a man, a true man, never hates. His rages and his bad moods never last beyond the present moment-like electric shocks.

We all knew the exam we were going to sit this week.

Why, in our age of science, [do] we still have laws and policies which come from an age of superstition?