The chaplain of the Senate does not pray for the Senate. He watches the Senate and prays for the country.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.

We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart.

One of life’s ironies is that the more honest and vulnerable you are, the more others try to discredit you as a fraud and a fake. Shut them up by not caring.

You should approach technological things in a nostalgic way.

The way you cut your meat reflects the way you live.

Something needn't be large to be good.

If you do not seek to publish what you have written, then you are not a writer and you never will be.

Offense is the essence of air power.

Hillary Clinton, like Bill [Clinton], you know, they're not the solution to the crisis.

We are on a journey of becoming that which we already are. That is the impossible paradox of our lives.

Being a husband is for me as big a priority as being a father.

I'm on my knees begging, please come and save me.