The choice of every lost soul can be expressed in the words "Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven." There is always something they insist on keeping, even at the price of misery.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Innovation is the result of a process that brings radical ideas to create positive change

Humans draw a hard line between thinking something and saying it aloud.

I was definitely nervous turning up on my first day to shoot with Woody Allen.

There is not a single truth of science upon which we ought to bet more than about a million of millions to one.

If you genuinely want something, don't wait for it -- teach yourself to be impatient.

In order to experience the Ultimate Reality you have to be out of your mind.

A good man, though he will value his own countrymen, yet will think as highly of the worthy men of every nation under the sun.

The decisions and problems of Uruguay will be resolved by Uruguayans.

You shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold.