The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

The problem with living without the person you can't live without is eventually realizing you can live without them.

I'd like to be rich. I'd like a lot of money to put into my physicals and to buy food for all my friends.

Just as Jimmy Stewart and Tyrone Power get 50 percent of the profits, so do I.

Human relations are built on feeling, not on reason or knowledge. And feeling is not an exact science; like all spiritual qualities, it has the vagueness of greatness about it.

It's one of those things when you are in a role you have to do what they ask you to do. If they want me to come in and stick it in, I have to come in and stick it in.

In vulgar usage, progress has come to mean limitless movement in space and time, accompanied, necessarily, by an equally limitless command of energy: culminating in limitless destruction.

Man becomes not the lord and master of all creation but he is its servant.

God cannot be realizxd if there is the slightest trace of pride.

I'd rather people turn up than not. And of course I'd rather have people be enthusiastic.

The human species, although happily ridiculous at times, is still reaching for the stars.