The city's full of people who you just see around.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

If you have knowledge, then use it for educating not for degrading.

Confrontation is the special business of young people. They confront their parents, peers, society, law enforcement officers, and themselves, but primarily they confront God.

When you're wrong, you're wrong. But when you're right, you're wrong anyhow.

The only successful manifestation is one which brings about a change or growth in consciousness; that is, it has manifested God, or revealed him more fully as well as having manifested a form.

There are a number of things wrong with Washington. One of them is that everyone is too far from home.

Marks on paper are free - free speech - press - pictures all go together I suppose.

To be able to grasp something of value, sometimes you have to perform seemingly inefficient acts.

My parents always told me that if you want something, you can do whatever you have to do to get it. As long as it's not against someone else.

The first step in exceeding your customer's expectations is to know those expectations.

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.