The clarinet is a musical instrument the only thing worse than which is two.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

People who boast about age are actually forgetting something special. Age is not barrier to or elevator to success that’s the job of vision.

Their eyes drifted directly behind her. At the same time she felt the presence of a rather large, imposing figure, then the sudden heat permeated the air around her. He's behind me, isn't he?

Acquire several skills and find at least one that you can master, and that earns you respect.

During times of war, hatred becomes quite respectable even though it has to masquerade often under the guise of patriotism.

I have always had an attorney on retainer, and now I believe I will have to put him to work.

I believe in rules of behavior, and I'm quite interested in stories about the consequences of breaking those rules.

Small businesses have told us that having cash in their pocket is one of the primary things that they need.

I am just a person who is human, down to earth enjoying life.. whatever god blesses you with. Enjoying life for me is just normal.

And I felt a sudden whirl in my head, knowing this leap was inevitable, that I wasn't just standing on the cliff, toes poking over, but already in mid-air.

The Whitehouse is talking different because we are walking different