The clash between child and adult is never as stubborn as when the child within us confronts the adult in our child.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

When you were born, you were given a one-way ticket. You can never come back and visit your past.

Marriage is one salvation pathway among many, although it contains different possibilities.

One should never impose one's views on a problem; one should rather study it, and in time a solution will reveal itself.

Nowadays I'm not even sure if newspapers take into account whether a person is a good writer.

For one brief moment victory was within our grasp!" "And then the game started!

Human Nature is the only science of man; and yet has been hitherto the most neglected.

Quentin Tarantino faced the same backlash when his films came out until eventually people felt they were actually much smarter.

Customer needs may vary, but their bias for quality never does.

I so owed Arianna, that undead little genius.

I think when the world makes you feel rejected, you bite back.