The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

Be as good as you can be, there you will find happiness.

Everything has happened, is happening, and will happen FOR YOU (if you BELIEVE and ACTIVELY LIVE by this mentality)!

You can go through the world with your elbows out and your nose in the air, and call it independence, if you like. That's not my way.

Whatever your past may have been, your future is still spotless.

There is no music unless the drum and the drummer are one.

Before the end of Time will be the end of History. Before the end of History will be the end of Art.

Unless you have multiple accounts that you need to negotiate and you think the project is just too big to tackle on your own, you're better off just calling your creditors directly.

When my husband Edgar and I were courting, he said he couldn't wait to have a baby. It was only after we were married that he changed his mind and decided that I should have the baby.

If you're unhappy in a relationship, I think you just don't trust yourself for getting into another one.

I cannot live without books: but fewer will suffice where amusement, and not use, is the only future object.