The code of the con is to know just enough about everything so you can lie about anything.(attrib: E. Tancarville)

My head is a prison I’ve been locked in from the start, So if I'm treated like a criminal I might as well play the part.(attrib: E. Tancarville)

One makes his own meanings as the counterfeiter prints his own money: both know full well that the value of either rests solely in the gullibility of its recipient...

The prisoner of doubt ends his stint [through suicide], released to the custody of that final question mark which punctuates every life sentence.

People who make no mistakes lack boldness and the spirit of adventure. They are the brakes on the wheels of progress.

You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.

This poor little one-horse town.

Art is what gets communicated at a live show, which is why live shows are so amazing. To communicate in a different way is a mixed message. It devalues everything.

Advanced engineering always, like advanced everything else, brings down upon it the discredit of ridicule of minds who cannot see so far.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

Nothing so offends the doctrinaire intellectual as our ability to achieve the momentous in a matter-of-fact way, unblessed by words.

Sweet as sugar, hard as ice. Hurt me once, I'll kill you twice.

None of us is promised tomorrow... So whenever an opportunity has presented itself for me I'm willing to take it.

I can walk down the street all day and people look at me, but they don't talk to me or stop me.