The cold war was an aberration. Note how quickly the Europeans turned on America once 400 hostile divisions were no longer on their borders.

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.

The eagle may soar; beavers build dams.

The US has not imposed democracy in Yemen, its people have.

The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine.

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth.

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

The government is shutting down the coal industry, they say it's cheaper to draw nuclear power off the French grid and cheaper to buy coal from Colombia.

True Christianity is NOT a religion, to be a christian, you don't have to be a christian

If your heart is broken, make art with the pi

Whenever you feel like criticizing any one...just remember that all the people in this world haven't had the advantages that you've had.

Love yourself’ the social horde spouts from on high, mere moments later they frown at a bypassing narcissist.

Don't drink fluoridated water...Fluoride is a corrosive poison which will produce harm on a long term basis.

What happens in the band room stays in the band room.

I've heard that it's some kind of weird two-lens system where the back camera uses two lenses and it somehow takes it up into DSLR quality imagery.

He who knows other languages feels even closer to his own language.

President Johnson and I have a lot in common. We were both born in small towns and we're both fortunate in the fact that we think we married above ourselves.

We are all guilty of the good we did not do