The command, 'Be fruitful and multiply', was promulgated, according to our authorities, when the population of the world consisted of two persons.

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it comes due.

Theater is, of course, a reflection of life. Maybe we have to improve life before we can hope to improve theater.

A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings.

The happy people are those who are producing something.

The happiest people seem to be those who have no particular cause for being happy except that they are so.

A nation is a society united by a delusion about its ancestry and by common hatred of its neighbours.

Take away fear, and the battle of Freedom is half won.

Experience proves that none is so cruel as the disillusioned sentimentalist.

It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism, while the wolf remains of a different opinion.

Democracy is only an experiment in government, and it has the obvious disadvantage of merely counting votes instead of weighing them.

And the heart has become so tired, and the longing so vast.

What though youth gave love and roses Age still leaves us friends and wine.

Life passes us by if all we do is focus on the future. Being present, for the present, is really what is important.

Philosophy is the love of wisdom: Christianity is the wisdom of love.

[Bob Fosse] was a temperamental fellow - it was his way or the highway.

The curse is an incredible set of blue balls.

Ronald Reagan's career was so unusual, so unprecedented, that this would be very interesting to learn, to gain understanding of his way of looking at the world.

To fully embark on the whole Phish experience, it's all about going to the city they built beforehand, with the fans and tent city or whatever it's called.

You can't take credit for talent; you can only take credit for using it.

Let a man do what he will by a single woman, the world is encouragingly apt to think Marriage a sufficient amends.