The communists have tried to corrupt our education system. They've tried to corrupt any number of institutions. Why wouldn't they try to corrupt the Catholic Church? It is a big enemy.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Bad movies are when people go oh, I wasted $10 bucks and 2 hours and I don't even want to go back again.

CAFE is like trying to cure obesity by requiring clothing manufacturers to make smaller sizes.

You have no idea what an appetite it gives one, being executed.

I mean, one thing I know about change is we are not going to close the achievement gap without educators.

Ethics is not about the way things are, it is about the way things ought to be.

To have faith is to believe unconditionally.

In proportion as a man is selfish, so far has he receded from the motive which constitutes virtue.

They're going to need a DNA test to identify him after the fight (Chavez Jr.)

You don't think before you do something foolish. You do your thinking afterwards.

An open umbrella is just a closed beautiful sky.