The competition is cutthroat, even among best friends. And you have to be able to, by virtue of experience, be able to deal with it.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Never be satisfied with less than your very best effort. If you strive for the top and miss, you'll still 'beat the pack.

Dating a wo/man with a child is adoption … without the paperwork.

I understand, gentlemen, ” John Kennedy said. “If you find that life it’s not easy, let me tell you, death is worse.

I am sure my music has a taste of codfish in it.

There is no grace: there is no guilt: This is the Law: DO WHAT THOU WILT!

Whatever a man depends upon, whatever rules his mind, whatever governs his affections, whatever is the chief object of his delight, is his god.

I wrote the song 'Angels Standing By'... to try and soothe myself - rock myself to sleep, basically - because I was so scared and stressed.

Keep hoping to see the light in her eyes. Even knowing it'll mean she's saying good-bye.

It is impossible to disregard such an important medium as television. We should know how to use it, learn to work in it and express new values in it.

Adding functionality is not just a matter of adding code.