The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

Convictions are more dangerous foes of truth than lies.

There's no need for chains. I can still take you until you're begging for more.

Producing suits me because I have a business mind and a business sensibility. I was a street hustler. I did whatever it took. I sold whatever I could sell. I'm a good organiser.

My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.

The desire for symmetry, for balance, for rhythm in form as well as in sound, is one of the most inveterate of human instincts.

If you live for any joy on earth, you may be forsaken; but, oh, live for Jesus, and he will never forsake you!

Why not? That's a good reason for almost anything - a bit used perhaps, but still quite serviceable.

I paint the way some people write an autobiography. The paintings, finished or not, are the pages from my diary.

When you eventually see through the veils to how things really are, you will keep saying again and again, this is certainly not like we thought it was.

Seek your own Reality, That is what a wise man should do.