The computer saves man a lot of guesswork, but so does the bikini.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

It seems to me, Golan, that the advance of civilization is nothing but an exercise in the limiting of privacy.

If you truly loved someone you won't become their enemy. You will become their guardian angel.

Life would take everything from you eventually. So who would be so stupid to leave someone they loved by choice?

Brave thoughts, but am I ready to follow through on them?

Golf is just a game - and an idiotic game most of the time.

There is so much to the human mind we don't understand. But, you see, if you have faith, you can do anything.

Flip-flop, hippety-hop, offa your rocker and over the top, life's a fiction and the world's a lie, so put on some Creedence and let's get high.

Know this also to be one of the spiritual practices, a discipline for God - realisation. Its aim also is Self - realisation.

Why be a governor or senator when you can be king of Disneyland?

Interactions between fathers and children are the starting point of education.