The condition of perfection is idleness: the aim of perfection is youth.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

One cool judgment is worth a thousand hasty counsels. The thing to do is to supply light and not heat.

You all have the potential to be what you wanna be.

The gifts of caring, attention, affection, appreciation, and love are some of the most precious gifts you can give, and they don't cost you anything.

Which one of us, anywhere in the world, doesn't yearn to be believed when the audience is watching?

I wanted to be an Olympic swimmer when I was growing up.

I don't tend to do much with my lips. My lips are naturally very pink, so if I add any more colour, it looks like I've been smacked in the mouth!

Improv requires your audience to be informed about what improv is. With stand-up, anybody can sit down and watch stand-up and laugh at jokes.

About humility we speak with an analogy: When the branches are full of fruit, they just bow down.

My father was a very difficult man.

We don't merely need the money from work to survive. We need the work itself to survive and live fully human lives more than money.