The conservatives nearly always tolerate the demagogue while he is destroying liberals.

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.

Books do not make life easier or more simple, but harder and more interesting.

A tablecloth restaurant is still one of the great rewards of civilization.

I remember how often some of us walked out of the darkness of the Lower East Side and into the brilliant sunlight of Washington Square.

No man does right by a woman at a party.

If the roof caves in and the tenants are sitting in the debris, they will laugh like hell. They will endure any hardship as long as it means trouble for the landlord.

There are 3 ways of handling a situation. You can either become part of the problem, part of the solution or part of the pavement..

Christians ought to have a different approach to business. As believers, we should view work as both service and a form of worship.

Our clothes are too much a part of us for most of us ever to be entirely indifferent to their condition: it is as though the fabric were indeed a natural extension of the body, or even of the soul.

Love me less, but love me for a long time

Some cities are really boring and straight.

The word 'Antichrist', to me, is the collective disbelief in god.

Jimmy Fallon and I play regularly at the Bayonne Golf Club in Jersey. He's eighteen holes of fun. Any time we play he has moments of brilliance, but also moments of utter catastrophe.

Keep feeding your faith until your doubts starves to death.

I have never been awake before.

We are gonna have tons and tons of opportunities to meet gorgeous ladies that get so aroused by the thought of marriage that they'll throw their inhibitions to the wind.