The consumer's side of the coffin lid is never ostentatious.

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

Every scarecrow has a secret ambition to terrorize.

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.

Impartiality is not neutrality. It is partiality for justice.

Beyond each corner, new directions lie in wait.

In order for you to be yourself, you have to be somebody first.

You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heatwaves.

Every now and then you meet a man whose ignorance is encyclopedic.

The exit is usually where the entrance was.

Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?

Most commanders wanted as many good sources of information as possible. MacArthur was focused on limiting and controlling his sources of intelligence.

A business is seldom if ever built up except on lines of strictest integrity.

Keep a strict, predictable schedule 365 days a year that has you eating, sleeping, and exercising at about the same times day in and day out.

She couldn't have found anything nastier to say if she had thought it out with both hands for a fortnight.

There may be some doubt as to who are the best people to have charge of children, but there can be no doubt that parents are the worst.

If you're billed as a comedian, people will accept anything you say as light-hearted and not with intent behind it.

I'm ambitious and I'm determined and I know where I'm going to be. It's not where I want to be, but where I'm going to be.

So there's a few different ways that we treat insomnia. The first thing that we always do is we look at the cause.

The Poles do not know how to hate, thank God.