The continued propinquity of another human being cramps the style after a time unless that person is somebody you think you love. Then the burden becomes intolerable at once.

Though intelligence is powerless to modify character, it is a dab hand at finding euphemisms for its weaknesses.

I simply haven't the nerve to imagine a being, a force, a cause which keeps the planets revolving in their orbits and then suddenly stops in order to give me a bicycle with three speeds.

Posing was the first job I did in which I understood what I was doing.

In an expanding universe, time is on the side of the outcast.

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are.

My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.

The poverty from which I have suffered could be diagnosed as 'Soho' poverty. It comes from having the airs and graces of a genius and no talent.

Vice is its own reward.

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.

No effort is required to define or even attain happiness, but enormous concentration is needed to abandon everything else.

NATURE: Where people go to recharge

Customer conversion is dependent on the right customer conversation

And they all have pretty children, And the children go to school, And the children go to summer camp, And then to the university, Where they are put in boxesAnd they come out all the same.

The spiritual life is part of the human essence. It is a defining characteristic of human nature, without which human nature is not fully human.

Christians think a long record of church attendence and Bible reading is equivalent to an advanced degree in science.

Nike told me, 'We can't give you royalties because you're not a professional athlete.' I told them 'I'll go to the Garden and play one-on-no-one.' I'm a performance athlete!

It's not socially acceptable to be a complete and utter manipulative cow.

What an orchestra! They just sit there, but their minds are thousands of miles away with their bookies.

Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss.

If you listen to a language for 15 minutes, you know the rhythm and song.