The convenient function of every celebrated machine for living is to produce machines to live in them.

Nothing is more hip than a corpse. The style is timeless. Death is trending.

The best thing a girl can be is a good wife and mother. It is a girl's highest calling. I hope I am ready.

Seek not a lighthouse greater than the human mind!

There are very few comics that understand about exciting the crowd, and that's what I always prided myself on: giving a more confident macho attitude towards delivering material.

Remember that the secret of all learning is patience and that curiosity is not the same thing as a thirst for knowledge.

I hope one day people don't look at women like they're out of their minds when they want to pick up an instrument and play. And I think we're getting a lot closer to that.

When you have characters talking about music in any way, especially about music someone doesn't know, some people presume it's about showing social capital and sneering at those who don't have it.

I'm always mentally photographing everything as practice.

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry

I love hitting aces. It's not easy, but it makes your life a lot easier.

The whole world can believe in you but that won't mean a thing if you don't believe in yourself too.