The cool thing about passion is that no matter how good or bad a day you're having, tomorrow's going to be better because passion finds some way of doubling itself.

You aren't wealthy until you have something money can't buy.

You see in all my life I've never found what I couldn't resist, what I couldn't turn down. I could walk away from anyone I ever knew, but I can't walk away from you.

Sometimes I thank God... for cheeseburgers.

Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance the tide.

A mistake isn't a mistake if you learn a lesson from it.

The greatest conflicts are not between two people but between one person and himself.

I know there's nothing that I wouldn't do Go to the ends of the earth for you To make you feel my love

Too much credit is given to the end result. The true lesson is in the struggle that takes place between the dream and reality. That struggle is a thing called life!

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers.

Don't let the world decide who you are. You decide who you are.

Failure is not the end

Men cannot help that it is their nature to respond to the lewd, the salacious, and the vile. They will have difficulty doing otherwise until they are born again.

Never judge anyone by the choices they've made, because you never know they might have selected the best option out of two bad choices.

I'm a humor writer, so I don't always present myself in the best light.

It's my experience that you really can't lose when you try the truth.

Streets crowded with people strolling, or sitting at outdoor cafes. And always, talking, gesturing, singing, laughing. I liked Rome immediately.Everybody was a performer.

If the King's English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me!

Glamour is a shooting star, it catches your eye, but fades away, beauty is the sun always brilliant day after day.

For those of you who like to scarf your popcorn in the sack, the good news is that Newman's Own contains an aphrodisiac.

True friendship is like the asphalt of life. It fills in the potholes and makes the journey smooth.