The crabby little girls of today are the crabby old women of tomorrow!

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy

By the way, the Harry Potter series is literature, in spite of what some people might say. The way J.K. Rowling worked that world out is quite something.

The beauty of the animal form is in exact proportion to the amount of moral and intellectual virtue expressed by it.

When real work happens and that's when real art happens.

Irrigators channel waters; fletchers straighten arrows; carpenters bend wood; the wise master themselves.

Been stuck in airports, terrorized; sent to meetings, hypnotized; overexposed, commercialized. Handle me with care.

To me, there's nothing greater than making people laugh.

You guard against decay, in general, and stagnation, by moving, by continuing to move.

I sure don't think of myself as a fat person, just someone who carries extra weight. I've never seen anyone on the DL with pulled fat.

Courtesy is the due of man to man; not of suit-of-clothes to suit-of-clothes.

Everything flows from God, but we are limited by imposing our human perceptions upon him. Man designs God according to his own image and the image man has of himself is flawed.