The criticism that has most consistently bothered me is the allegation that I'm a schlockmeister whose only objective is to shock people.

I'm more muscular than I was in my younger days. My biceps and shoulders, especially.

The vegan diet is obviously lacking whatever essential nutrient it is that makes people likeable.

My hatred is a thousand times more powerful than all your good intentions.

Hatred is the air I breathe. It permeates every cell in my body.

Anti-racist propaganda is relentless and inescapable, as if the propagandists fear that if they shut up about it for a second, they'd instantly become racists themselves.

Many of the racial problems in America are caused by the fact that people are innately tribal, and politicians know how to exploit that biological fact.

One of the greatest pleasures I get from my measly professional career is confusing people.

It's very odd to observe someone else taking your identity into their own hands and getting it all wrong. I don't think most people will ever get to experience how truly weird it is.

I prefer for a woman's most private of areas to have as much hair as Carlos Santana's entire band, head to toe, circa 1972.

Homosexuality is genetically hardwired but race and gender are only ideas. OK. Just trying to keep up.

You may conquer her love of God: you will never overcome her fear of the devil.

Learning how to learn involves examining assumptions. Mulla Nasrudin tales very often fulfil this funcition.

We do not just belong to this universe, we are it.

Fear is something explorers lacked, therefore, they discovered great wonders.

Whither depart the souls of the brave that die in the battle, Die in the lost, lost fight, for the cause that perishes with them?

Your mind is a dangerous neighbourhood and you shouldn't go in there alone at night

When we’re alone together, I’m the destination. When I’m here in her life at school, I’m the disruption.

You don’t read or overhear the voice in the poem, you are the voice in the poem.

If the Ego is hateful, Love your neighbor as yourself becomes a cruel irony.

Temperance is the wisdom to know that not every constructive job requires a hammer.