The critics. When they're right, they're right for the wrong reasons. And they're usually wrong.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

Burn worldly love, rub the ashes and make ink of it, make the heart the pen, the intellect the writer, write that which has no end or limit.

You have been my friend... And that in itself is a tremendous thing.

Unemployment is due to the large import of goods from Britain and other countries. The Government haven't used the powers which they have for the benefit of the country.

In fact the communists gained strength in India when the people thought my party was moving to the right. And they were correct.

If you're married you'll have tough times.

With an ear open to your musical dialectic, one can be young and become old, can work and rest, be content and sad: in short, one can live.

It's not that easy to quit. When you look back in the American system it is very rare that people quit on issues of principle.

It looks different when you're sober; I thought I had twice as much furniture.

And dead an epoch of our existence, which in a world destined to humiliate us was moral light and resistance.