The cross comes before the crown and tomorrow is a Monday morning!

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There's a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning.

Mark to yourself the gradual way in which you have been prepared for, and are now led by an irresistible necessity to enter upon your great labour.

We have to start calling sexual harassment out because only then can we start to make progress on it.

I'm not a political person. I usually beware of political persons. I know many, but I'm not one of them. I have no political ambitions.

I like meat and carbohydrates.

Thank you for making me nouveau riche.

The twentieth century must be a century of the Blessed Sacrament if it means to be a century of resurrection and of life

Evolution is the Law of Life Number is the Law of the Universe Unity is the Law of God

I used to have so many opinions before I learned the facts.