The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe!

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless, like water. Be water, my friend.

Why are you surprised when the thing you run from as hard as you can only gets after and better at chasing you ...

Life inspires more dread than death - it is life which is the great unknown.

A good traveler has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving.

I don't understand it, and I don't like what I don't understand.

People can't stand it when you deal with issues of race and class, and also sometimes the church, and you give a perspective that flushes out hypocrisy.

At the heart of our friendly or purely social relations, there lurks a hostility momentarily cured but recurring by fits and starts.

It's a consensus that Trump, as the nominee, guarantees the election of Hillary Clinton. I'll guarantee you there's not a single Donald Trump supporter who thinks that.

A gloss is a total system of perception and language.

People don't change under governments. Governments change. People remain the same.