The danger with mentioning names is that you hurt the feelings of people that you leave out.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

I pick up Dylan. He certainly takes after his father: about three-quarters of his body weight seems to be head, and three-quarters of that is ears.

The means to laying up treasure in heaven is by giving to the poor.

I didn’t yet know that romantic heroes—famous and not—are usually aimless nomads in disguise.

Humor can be an incredible lacerating and effective weapon. And that is the way I use it.

My only experience with dances was what I had seen on TV, but it really wasn’t that far off. The theme appeared to be “Crepe Paper in the Gymnasium,” and they had mastered it perfectly.

If risk is the key factor to success and really smart people avoid it, you might not be dumb enough to succeed!

It is serving God and others persistently with full heart and soul that turns testimony of truth into unbreakable spiritual strength.

Our trouble is that we drink too much tea. I see in this the slow revenge of the Orient, which has diverted the Yellow River down our throats.

She's a nice girl, but her bad girl's better.

Choose your intention carefully and then practice holding your consciousness to it, so it becomes the guiding light in your life.