The dating process is not normal for me.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me.

My soul is not contained within the limits of my body; my body is contained within the limitlessness of my soul.

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer.

Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.

Flowers don't worry about how they're going to bloom. They just open up & turn toward the light & that makes them beautiful.

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.

Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.

Everything you gain in life will rot and fall apart, and all that will be left of you is what was in your heart.

You cannot have a best friend for one hundred and fifty four years without trust.

But I said that you could still want something that is very unlikely to happen.

I run because it always takes me where I want to go.

When you're a writer, you have to write these stories, even if you don't get paid

I would rather do three or four small parts every year as opposed to some of the lower-hanging fruit that might get my name above the title.

I think we are trying to improve for next week. Period. I do not think anybody is thinking about anything else.

With a Trump administration we don't know enough yet to make predictions, but if past behavior is any indication, I am not encouraged.

Nothing of him that doth fade But doth suffer a sea-change Into something rich and strange

It's not sometimes realistic to think that something magical can happen, but I think I look for the magic.

I'm certainly not saying that my life is what success is all about. To me, success is the ongoing process of striving to become more.