The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder.

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, everything that's wonderful, Is sure to come your way

A zebra does not change its spots.

Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.

We know that he has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country.

There's a lot to be said for being nouveau riche, and the Reagans mean to say it all.

The unfed mind devours itself.

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing.

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

When people meet me I think they're surprised to find out I'm not always angst-ridden.

If you want a new tomorrow, then make new choices today.

The life you live will be enrich with every journey you made.

Nothing is everlasting, everything is transforming like a wave in the ocean.

This is so cliche and cheesy but so true - seeing how happy people get if you A. give them a beauty product or B. give them a tip that works. There's such joy in finding a good beauty product.

Everything should be first-rate in a person, his face, clothes, soul and thoughts.

A representative form of government rests nor more on political contributions than on those laws which regulate the descent and transmission of property.

I'm a pessimist, so I find everything limiting.

We should always pray for help, but we should always listen for inspiration and impression to proceed in ways different from those we may have thought of.

Today I fulfill my creative side. I want to bloom wherever I am planted!

I'm a sign painter with no boss.