The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Every time you work out you strengthen your body. Every time you don’t you weaken it.

He who gladly does without the praise of the crowd will not miss the opportunity of becoming his own fan.

I love America. It's such a positive country.

Love is the cause of unity in all things.

Power has long been regarded as morally corrosive, and we often suspect the intentions of those who seek it.

I make a mean cup of coffee, if you give me the right ingredients.

Ender Wiggin must believe that no matter what happens, no adult will ever, ever step in to help him in any way.

Sometimes the truth is arrived at by adding all the little lies together and deducting them from the totality of what is known.

The clerical system of church management is exceedingly popular, but the whole thought is foreign to Scripture.

A battering ram can knock down a city wall, but it cannot stop a hole. Different things have different uses.