The day that I ever become hip... please shoot me and put me outta my misery!

I never fit in. I am a true alternative. And I love being the outcast. That's my role in life, to be an outcast.

I know you're looking for a ruby in a mountain of rocks, but there ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack Box.

Who am I, why am I here? Forget the question, someone give me another beer.

Dreams they come and go, but thoughts like love will always grow.

Life is a lemon and I want my money back.

You've been cold to me so long, I'm crying icicles instead of tears.

As most people know, I am a vampire, so I have no reflection. Every day, I paste a picture of someone else on the mirror.

You can lose yourself in pleasure, 'til your body's going numb, but will it ever be enough.

Some days it don't come easy Some days it don't come hard Some days it don't come at all And these are the days that never end

Maybe I'm damned if I do, but with every other beat I got left in my heart, you know I'd rather be damned with you.

Nothing makes me happy quite like a boatload of freshly fried fast food, smothered in good old MSG.

I want you all to stand like the Muslims who stood with La ilaaha ilalla for Truth and Right

Memory is the thing you forget with.

I've always felt that a person's intelligence is directly reflected by the number of conflicting points of view he can entertain simultaneously on the same topic.

Clean water is not an expenditure of Federal funds; clean water is an investment in the future of our country.

I remember devouring the entire Hardy Boys series over one summer, enthralled by their bravery and cleverness.

Nothing is worth doing unless the consequences may be serious.

An advantage to volleyball is that you have a scoreboard to tell how you have done as a team. The thing is, in life there is no scoreboard, at least not one that you can see.

The possibility of pain is where love stems from

I feel that if I said anything about John, I would have to sit here for five days and say it all. Or I don't want to say anything.