The dead have existed for as long as the living, give or take a few years. But what good has that done them?

My advice to writers just starting out? Don't use semi-colons! They are transvestite hermaphrodites, representing exactly nothing. All they do is suggest you might have gone to college.

Greta abides by the reasonable philosophy that there is nothing in the universe more boring than someone else's dreams.

Why this candle?Why this cake?The day of my birth is not today.I was born when you said, 'Hey.

I know the nature of women When you want to they don't want to And when you don't want to they desire exceedingly.

The Creator of the seas, sands, and endless stars is reaching out to you this very day! He is offering the grand recipe for happiness, peace, and eternal life!

Sweden is the home of my ancestors, and I have reserved a special place in my heart for Sweden.

Christ never asks us to give up merely for the sake of giving up, but always in order to win something better.

You can certainly go to war about it, but to me it seems pointless.

Two bats were hanging up in a cave and one said to the other, 'When I'm older, I hope I don't become incontinent'.

The world is filled with God's glory. You can't turn without bumping into it.